Thursday, April 30, 2009

Abs-F*cken-Lutely!!

Dear friends,

As I type this blog,it's past 3am and I'm dying of hunger. Why you may ask?
Because I'm in a rut. An exercise rut! I cannot be fucked getting up early in the
freezing Melbourne cold to walk to the gym,that's literally 5 minute walk from my house.
I just can't! I've tried everything,from sleeping with my gym clothes on,to having 5 alarms go
off at the same time,to sticking Halle Berry's POST-Baby body on my fridge to make me feel
guilty about having a body that resembles a 60 year olds. Okay,so it's not that bad,
but let's just say,you couldnt pay me enough to take my kit off...

So,why do I need to be exercising? Well,I was doing so well,3 times a week for an hour,
body as banging,them I got sad,and when I get sad,child I eat! Everything and anything and
I gained 5 pounds...and I only had 5 more to go,so now I have to shed 10 pounds! Grrr...

I'm producing a TV show that will go on-air in a month and we film in 3 weeks. I was interviewing Wil Anderson last Friday (Yes,THE Wil Anderson,Gruen...such a hottie),
and I was looking abck at the photos and I thought I looked like a mini rhinosaurus...
My friends,as sweet as they are,told me it's all in my head,and it probably is,but my BMI is 1
value off normal,I'm 26...I'm supposed to be a 25,am I being paranoid??

So,decided,today is the day I start anew and see how long I'll last...No carbs for 3 weeks...
I'll be one cranky person! Lol...but I am soo looking forward to Janet Jackson like abs...
So,so hot! Okay,excited,now just need to get the dust off those tennis shoes and find my gym card,before I have another excuse not to go! And if you're like me,going through an exercise rut,
let me know...We can share our pain together!




The more you know...

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